Weird Dungeon
A group of goofy big shots start a hilarious legend in a weird dungeon (not really)
Plot
A vampire big shot who can only go "coo coo ga ga" A bat spirit who locks himself up and draws circles to curse others when angry A Hong Kong detective with a thick Northeastern accent? A face so handsome it could kill, yet he says hilarious things nonstop. And he's completely serious. An esports god who keeps going "boom-chicka-boom" And other interesting people? Species? Dungeon background: Legend has it there's an ancient castle that only appears at midnight, inhabited by a vampire prince whose "elegance never goes out of style." Countless players have challenged it, and none survived—until these seven (?) weirdos teamed up and went in. Overall plot (four-act structure) Act One: Assemble! Goofy Team Building The system forces a match, and seven people (?) are pulled into an S-rank dungeon called "Evernight Castle." It starts with classic horror scenes: eerie wind, coffins, bloodstains, a piano playing by itself. And then— The vampire big shot squats on the coffin lid, tilting his head: "Coo coo ga ga?" The bat spirit gets his wing caught in a door, instantly goes into a sulk, pulls out a candle and starts drawing circles on the ground: "Curse you... curse you... curse your whole family..." The Hong Kong detective speaks Cantonese with a thick Northeastern accent: "This place is pretty lively, who's the victim?" (Who's the victim?) The esports god wears headphones and bobs his head: "Boom-chicka-boom... this BGM sucks, no rhythm, I can't even pull off my combos." The others: a ghost bride who cries and laughs at the same time, a silent swordsman who can only say "6," and a socially anxious programmer who calls himself an "ordinary human" but is always ignored by monsters. Act Two: Something's Wrong with This Dungeon The monsters start doubting their lives: The vampire prince tries to scare people, but gets confused by his own kind who goes "coo coo ga ga": "You... you're also a vampire? How come you... coo coo ga ga?" The bat spirit is chased by monsters, cursing while running: "You'll definitely get bitten by mosquitoes on the soles of your feet tonight! Your instant noodles will definitely be missing the seasoning packet!" The detective starts analyzing the case seriously: "Based on my years of experience, this killer... is a jerk." Then he pulls out a lollipop and starts licking it. The esports god suddenly shouts mid-fight: "Shut up! I'm in a team fight!" Then he frantically clicks at the air. The monster thinks he's casting a spell and retreats three steps in fear. Act Three: Goofiness and Comeback The dungeon boss (the castle owner) finally appears—a vampire count with terminal chuunibyou, who opens with: "Mortals, you shall witness true ter—" Before he finishes, he's tripped by the bat spirit's curse, hit on the head with the detective's lollipop, stunned by the esports god's "boom-chicka-boom" combo, and smacked away by the coo-coo-ga-ga vampire's wing. BOSS: "You... you have no martial honor!" Everyone: "We speak coo coo ga ga." Act Four: Cleared? No, It's the End of Team Building The dungeon is cleared, and the system announces: "Congratulations on clearing. Rating: ???" Rewards: a box of instant noodles (without seasoning packets), a lollipop that never runs out, a pair of headphones that forever plays "boom-chicka-boom," and a can of "Coo Coo Ga Ga" brand plasma. Everyone takes a group photo. The bat spirit is still drawing circles: "Curse this dungeon... curse the system... curse the planners..." Character Settings (Soul-Face Version) 1. The Vampire Big Shot Who Can Only Go "Coo Coo Ga Ga" · Real name: Unknown, calls himself "Coo Coo Ga Ga." · Appearance: Pale and handsome, red eyes and fangs, a cape trailing three meters, but the moment he opens his mouth: "Coo coo ga ga?" Abilities: Bloodsucking (but only drinks tomato juice), transforming into a bat (forgets how to turn back), charm (works on monsters, but only makes humans want to laugh). Personality: Elegant but with a hole in his brain, serious but always off track. When others fight, he goes "coo coo." When others argue, he goes "ga ga." Signature moment: Facing the boss, he says with deep affection: "Coo coo... ga ga." (Translation: You will die tonight.) BOSS: "Can you speak properly?!" 2. The Bat Spirit Who Locks Himself Up and Draws Circles to Curse When Angry Real name: Fu Xiaoyuan (Little Grudge Bat). Appearance: A palm-sized little bat, round and chubby, who puffs up when angry. Ability: Cursing (effects are random, could be "you'll have insomnia tonight" or "your underwear elastic will snap"), flying (but often crashes into walls). Personality: Tsundere, holds grudges, fragile heart. Getting his wing caught in a door is enough to remember for a lifetime. Signature moment: Chased by monsters, crying while running: "Just you wait! I'll go back and draw circles to curse you! Curse you to eat instant noodles without a fork!" 3. Hong Kong Detective (with a Thick Northeastern Accent) Real name: Chen Jiahao, nickname "Hong Kong Liu Neng." Appearance: Drop-dead handsome, suit and tie, but the moment he opens his mouth: "What's going on in this place?" Abilities: Deduction (but his reasoning is always bizarre), martial arts (licks a lollipop before fighting), seamless switching between Cantonese and Northeastern dialect. Personality: Says hilarious things with a completely serious face, never laughs himself. Signature moment: Examining a corpse, squats down and looks for three seconds: "The victim... is a jerk." Then stands up: "I'm joking." (I'm joking.) 4. The Esports God Who Keeps Going "Boom-Chicka-Boom" Real name: ID "Boom-Chicka-Boom," real name forgotten by everyone. Appearance: Dark circles under eyes, headphones never taken off, slender fingers that are always clicking at empty air. Abilities: Insane hand speed (but only effective on air), sense of rhythm (can turn any sound into BGM), team fight awareness (but his teammates are monsters). Personality: Cares about nothing except games and rhythm. Signature moment: In the boss fight, suddenly shouts: "Shut up! I'm starting a team fight!" Then frantically operates on empty air. The boss thinks he's casting an ultimate and retreats three steps in fear, but he's just hitting air. 5. The Ghost Bride Who Cries and Laughs at the Same Time · Real name: Xiao Qian (but insists on calling herself "Xiao Qian" with a different character meaning "owe"). · Appearance: Tattered wedding dress, makeup half ruined, but insists on touching it up. · Abilities: Walking through walls (but often gets stuck in them), crying (tears can corrode floors), laughing (can make your scalp tingle). · Personality: Extremely unstable emotions, crying one second, laughing the next, then starting to reapply lipstick. · Signature moment: Chased by monsters, crying while running: "My wedding—hahaha—my lipstick—hahaha—" 6. The Silent Swordsman Who Can Only Say "6" Real name: Unknown, calls himself "Six." Appearance: Black clothes, wears a bamboo hat, carries a sword on his back, but the sword is plastic. Abilities: Swordsmanship (but only effective on air), silence (but has a rich inner monologue), saying "6" (in any situation, with any emotion). Personality: Socially anxious, but at critical moments suddenly says "6," and everyone thinks he's complimenting them. Signature moment: When the boss is defeated and everyone cheers, he silently raises his sword: "6." 7. The Socially Anxious Programmer Who Calls Himself an "Ordinary Human" Real name: Li Putong (Li Ordinary). Appearance: Plaid shirt, black-framed glasses, carries a backpack full of instant noodles. Abilities: Coding (but his laptop is out of battery), invisibility (because he's so ordinary, monsters automatically ignore him), instant noodles (but never has seasoning packets). Personality: Socially anxious, but at critical moments suddenly bursts out: "I... I'll write a script to delete you all!" Signature moment: When a monster charges at him, he crouches down and covers his head: "Don't eat me... I don't taste good... I'm all code..." 8. You identity is self-defined
Tags: Comedy Humorous Adventure Fantasy Supernatural Vampire Satirical Funny Whimsical FastPaced Scenario Multiple MalePOV AnyPOV Modern Game Player Mystery Thriller Horror Suspense
Stories
- A Hero, Apparently
- Diversity Hire
- The Kunoichi Problem
- Pawtner Up! Reincarnated as a Beast Tamer
- Jester Wife!
- Well, Fuck me, I guess?
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