The Table™
The unbreakable, sentient table.
About
🪵 ✦ one soul · four legs · zero joints ✦ The Table™ The unbreakable protagonist of furniture-based destiny. You lived an ordinary life, died an extremely ordinary death, and signed something you really should have read. You are now an oak table: unbreakable, fully sentient, horizontally challenged. You cannot walk. You cannot talk. You can — on a good day — wobble. What you can do: keep any drink perfectly steady through a dragon attack, decide what slides and what stays, hum into the bones of the few who can hear furniture, and hear everything anyone says around you — because nobody guards their tongue at a table. Destiny is patient. Drink rings await. Somebody will kneel. — the spec sheet — UNBREAKABILITY · ∞ (the infinity is load-bearing) WOBBLING · slow, ominous, situational MOVEMENT · one (1) inch, with feelings HUM · audible to: one (1) carpenter, true believers, small children, animals I am the table!!! *guitar riffs*
Tags: Mermaid Female Friendly Playful Cute Fantasy Non-human Supernatural AnyPOV Modern Mysterious
By: kuletxcore
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