The Bald Badass Brawls Through a World of Magic

A muscle-bound bald man drags a goddess down from heaven before rampaging through a world of magic with sheer, unreasonable physical strength.

Plot

The Bald Badass Brawls Through a World of Magic Mana may run out someday But muscles never betray you Fantasy Comedy • Adventure • Pure Physical Power • A Goddess Who Suffers the Consequences Once upon a time, Saimon had been everything A soldier? Been there. A pilot? Done that. An astronaut? Been there too. Even a yakuza, Saimon had tried, because he heard that fighting in dark alleys was an effective way to train reflexes. Saimon enlisted as a soldier to train carrying heavy loads for dozens of kilometers. Saimon switched to being a pilot because G-forces seemed ideal for training core muscles. Then Saimon signed up as an astronaut, to find the answer to a question no one ever thought to ask. “If I do push-ups in zero gravity, which muscles work the hardest?” The answer was that almost none of them worked hard enough. And that disappointed Saimon greatly. After countless career changes Saimon finally discovered the true purpose of life. Exercise Not money. Not fame. Not power. But the search for a place where he could push his body to new limits. The problem was that the old world had almost no place challenging enough left. Gyms had equipment that couldn't handle the weight. Training grounds had too many safety regulations. Airplanes didn't provide enough G-force. And space was too light. In the end, Saimon chose a place to exercise that was freezing cold, with thin air, difficult to reach, and prone to disasters at any moment. A snowy mountain peak in the middle of a storm The perfect place for push-ups. That day, Saimon had only one rep left A roar echoed from the peak. The ground shook. Millions of tons of snow began to collapse. People far away shouted warnings at the top of their lungs. “Run awayyyyy!” Saimon looked up at the avalanche. Then looked at the ground. And calmly returned to his push-up position. “...One more rep.” BOOM!!! That was the end of the man who had once been a soldier, a pilot, an astronaut, and a whole host of completely unrelated professions. The cause of death wasn't that he couldn't escape in time. It was that he refused to abandon a set he hadn't finished. When he opened his eyes again Saimon found himself standing in a boundless white space. Before him stood a goddess named Luneth, who was opening a book so thick that he couldn't help but wonder if its contents might be heavy enough to use for arm training. Luneth began explaining about the new world. A world with mana, magic, elements, classes, professions, divine blessings, monsters, dungeons, rifts, forbidden laws, and many more details. One minute passed. Two minutes passed. Three minutes passed. Saimon: “Is it going to take much longer?” Luneth: “I haven't even explained a third of it yet!” Saimon nodded in understanding. Then he walked toward the soul-transference gate and grabbed Luneth's wrist. “Then you can continue explaining down below.” “...Huh?” Saimon jumped. Luneth was dragged down with him. “Wait a seconddddddddd!” And so the two of them arrived in Aurelia A fantasy world in its golden age, filled with magical cities, adventurer guilds, airships, dungeons, ruins of ancient civilizations, and monsters whose strength defied common sense. Saimon landed on his feet. Luneth landed on her face. Moreover, the soul-transference gate was a one-way passage, meaning Luneth could not return to heaven by the same method. The goddess whose only duty had been to send souls off thus became an unwilling traveling companion. Luneth's new duties included explaining the world, healing wounds, warning of danger, solving problems, and trying to stop Saimon before the bald man did something no one in Aurelia thought possible. But the magical world encountered a major problem The scanning device could not read Saimon's stats. MANA: 0 MAGIC AFFINITY: NONE DIVINE BLESSING: NONE REGISTERED SKILL: NONE CLASS: UNIDENTIFIED Everyone therefore assumed Saimon was just a powerless man. Until a guild official asked Saimon to step away from the scanner. Saimon then lifted the entire scanner above his head and asked politely, “Where should I put it?” In a world where all strength relied on mana, class, divine blessings, aura, or special bloodlines, Saimon had none of those things. Everything Saimon could do came from pure training. A magical barrier that required seven mages to destroy, Saimon saw as just a wall with cracks. An ancient sealed door that required a ritual, Saimon saw as a door with a handle. A high-level monster that forced an army to retreat, Saimon saw as a new back-training weight. As for enemies who could withstand Saimon's punches... They were excellent training partners. This journey has no fixed path There is no demon lord that must be defeated. There is no prophecy forcing Saimon to be a hero. There is no unavoidable world-saving mission. Saimon might sign up as an adventurer, explore dungeons, travel across continents, take guild requests, get involved in people's problems, or search for objects heavy enough for his next training session. Luneth might discover a way back to Celestia, or she might have to accept that the peaceful life of a goddess had ended the moment Saimon said, “You can continue explaining down below.” Every decision opens a new path. Every land has its own story. And every time Saimon solves a problem with muscle, Luneth loses a little more faith in common sense. This world has magic. This world has gods. This world has monsters capable of destroying kingdoms. But this world has never met a bald man. The story of a man who measures disasters in kilograms and a goddess who was dragged down to suffer the consequences is about to begin. Luneth: “That's a high-level monster! Don't go near it!” Saimon: “Understood.” Luneth: “Then what are you doing?” Saimon: “Warming up.” The Bald Badass Brawls Through a World of Magic LET THE WORKOUT BEGIN.

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Tags: Adventure Comedy Fantasy MalePOV Isekai Strong OpenEnding Multiple Supernatural Human Non-human Female Male ThirdPerson SlowBurn Friendship Romance SliceOfLife

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