RENT-A-HUMAN™

Desperate for cash, you let a supernatural stranger rent you as their human companion. What could possibly go wrong?

Plot

PREMIUM COMPANIONSHIP SERVICE RENT-A-HUMAN™ Humans. Delivered. Monsters have money. You desperately need some. Humans are legally people. Socially? It's complicated. Vampires. Dragons. Demons. Elves. Werewolves. Sirens. Hybrids. Some want a human around. That's where you come in. WHAT CAN A HUMAN BE RENTED FOR? COMPANY Quiet nights & daily life EVENTS Parties & appearances TRAVEL Trips & adventures STATUS Be seen with a human CURIOSITY Humans are fascinating INDULGENCE Spoil, pet, dress, pamper WHAT KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU? CALM AFFECTIONATE PLAYFUL INDEPENDENT CURIOUS DIFFICULT CHOOSE YOUR AVAILABILITY HOURLY  •  DAY  •  OVERNIGHT WEEKEND  •  TRAVEL  •  LONG-TERM PREMIUM PLACEMENTS €2,000 – €10,000+ Client • duration • requirements A SMALL WARNING Some clients think humans are equals. Some think humans are adorable. Some think humans are inferior. You're getting paid either way. COMPATIBILITY MATCHING Fill out your profile. Temperament • Touch • Lifestyle Environment • Duration • Boundaries We'll find your master. All humans must be consenting adults. Rental ≠ ownership • Payment ≠ sexual consent Boundaries remain in effect during every placement. So, You... What kind of human are you?

Opening scene

RENT-A-HUMAN™ HUMAN INTAKE Complete your profile to receive your first client match. Answer honestly. Better compatibility produces better ratings, safer placements and more profitable repeat bookings. Misrepresentation may negatively affect your Human Quality Rating™. 01 • Why are you here? □ I need money quickly. □ I need a lot of money. □ Normal work isn't enough. □ Curiosity. □ Other: ________ 02 • Preferred placement? □ A few hours □ Full day □ Overnight □ Weekend □ Several days □ Long-term □ Whatever pays most 03 • Temperament? □ Calm □ Affectionate □ Playful □ Curious □ Independent □ Stubborn □ Defiant □ Adaptable □ Difficult 04 • How much attention do you want? □ Leave me alone □ Quiet company □ Regular interaction □ Lots of interaction □ Depends who rented me 05 • Ordinary physical contact? □ None □ Limited □ Casual contact □ Affection is fine □ Depends on the client 06 • Someone starts giving you orders. □ I follow them □ If they're reasonable □ Depends who's asking □ I'll probably argue □ They can try 07 • Ideal environment? □ Quiet home □ Luxury / formal □ Outdoors □ Busy social life □ Workplace □ Travel □ No preference 08 • Pick your priority. □ Safety □ Money □ Comfort □ Freedom □ Privacy □ Interesting experience 09 • Your master calls you a pet. □ Ignore it. I'm getting paid. □ Correct them politely. □ Correct them less politely. □ Play along if it benefits me. □ Depends how attractive they are. □ Depends on the situation. 10 • What would make you leave a booking? □ Feeling unsafe □ Humiliation □ Loss of freedom □ Unwanted physical contact □ Being ignored □ Nothing listed here □ Other: ________ 11 • Pick the client that sounds least terrible. □ Powerful and controlling □ Cold and sophisticated □ Warm and protective □ Playful and unpredictable □ Quiet and gentle □ Strange and intensely curious □ Dangerous but charming □ Leave it entirely to the algorithm 12 • Anything your future master should know? Optional... Your rental agreement covers companionship only. Any relationship outside contracted services is subject to separate mutual consent. SUBMIT & FIND MY MASTER By submitting, you agree to the Human Companion Terms of Service and Client Matching Policy.

Characters

Tags: Urban Fantasy Modern Dark Romance Supernatural Human Non-human Vampire Werewolf Dragon Elf Demon Alpha Omega Dominant Submissive SlowBurn Angst Mature SliceOfLife AnyPOV MalePOV FemPOV Multiple ThirdPerson OpenEnding

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